sacaswagea:

immergerd:

sacaswagea:

“if ur ready CUM and get it”

haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP

I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this.

is this real life

(Source: brxdy)

megnesiums:

Let’s play ‘were those fireworks or did someone on my street just get shot’

PLEASE BE NICE TO PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THEIR LIFE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT

youcantstopthetaco:

sharonosbourne:

youcantstopthetaco:

sharonosbourne:

stopppppppppppppppppppppppp

you can’t stop the taco

what

unstoppable 

catsdogslesbiansandbeyonce:

I feel bad for all these girls getting their heartbroken, cause if they were with me, that would never happen.

dorkstrider:

i’d like to think in a sort of apocalyptic situation i’d be a real hardass and take some motherfuckers out and be a ruthless leader but in reality i’d probably take some cheese crackers and hide in a tree and wait to die